Well in terms of endearment I hold myself dear, I’m obsessed with me and hope you are too,
I’m a helpless romantic but I’m too pedantic, to let you get to know me.
I live in illusion, so that’s the conclusion.
Help me doctor or guru, cos’ I have to tell you…..

That no ones really well here in this loony bin,
we can be anything while the earth keeps up this spin,
so go crazy, mad as a hatter what does it matter, everyone’s the same!

No one’s really well here everyone’s insane,
no ones really well here, everyone’s the same.

Well put me in a straight jacket and a padded cell, with lots of drugs ‘til I get well.
I’ll be at one with society when society, when society has conquered me!
Sometimes I feel like a –
paranoid schizophrenic, bi-polar and dyslexic,
psychopathic anorexic, hypochondriac with turrets!

And no one’s really well here in this loony bin,
we can be anything while the earth keeps up this spin,
so go crazy, mad as a hatter what does it matter, everyone’s the same!

No one’s really well here everyone’s insane,
no one’s really well here, everyone’s the same.

Well now that we’ve been to the edge of sanity, it’s time to accept our humanity.
Yeah, now that we’ve been to the edge of sanity, its time to accept all humanity.